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 Post subject: Falling In!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:38 pm 
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Well, everyone else is doing it... and I'm anything if not a slave of peer pressure...


LAST TIME on FESSUS!.....

Well, I left my old job and got a new one. This one is SO much harder than anything I've ever done in the military to date! I work in an office monitoring the weather and for any suspicious terrorist-like activity. My shift lasts for 24hrs and once I am done, I get 72hrs of down time before I have to be back in! SO, needless to say, I am experiencing something brand new in my life.... my family! My wife is starting to get irritated by my near constant presence. She routinely leaves to get some semblance of our former routine. But seriously, this job is a full set of tits! We're talking all natural porn star level boobs, too!

Just this past week, I submitted my request for retirement. Once it is approved, I'll be a member of the AARP! And still under 40!!!!! But even though the final out date is still 2 years away, I'll still be rocking this sweet ass gig until they realize that I like it and they take it away from me.

As for MtG related news... ummm... I CRUSHED my SOI pre-release. All 4 events, never dropping a round! I'll be at GP Columbus this month too, if anyone is in that area, I'll be running around in a black shirt, black pants, black shoes, black belt.... you'd think they'd want Judges to stand out in a crowd a bit more... maybe give us a splash of color.... oh well.

Family news, you ask? Well, twins are a year old. My 7 y/o daughter tells me that the more freckles one has the more children they will have... I am wondering where my freckles are hiding. She also, apparently, thinks that I suffer from poor self esteem. She has taken to telling me how handsome or awesome I am at really awkward times. Just get done pooping? "Daddy, you are handsome." Checked the mail? "You are awesome.".... And it might be a pick me up, if I didn't think she was doing it ironically. Like one time I pick her up for a hug and she covers my bald head and tells me how handsome I am.... back handed compliment received young lady!

Yep... that's about it... oh yeah, wife is pregnant.


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 Post subject: Re: Falling In!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 4:43 pm 
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fessus viator wrote:
My shift lasts for 24hrs and once I am done, I get 72hrs of down time before I have to be back in!
That sounds awesome.
fessus viator wrote:
Yep... that's about it... oh yeah, wife is pregnant.
How many do you need?! Are you creating your own army?

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 Post subject: Re: Falling In!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:09 am 
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Jesus.

I may need to recruit your army for...army purposes. Like an invasion.


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 Post subject: Re: Falling In!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:17 pm 
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Yeah... apparently i married a lady bent on world domination....


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