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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:15 pm 
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genius me kept the future sabotages hidden, so i guess i will reveal the evil of day 3 that never happened

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Auction 3.1 - I Like My Words Scrambled

The final day, which means only the best sabotages are for sale! Let's see what's up first!

*knocks on dumbwaiter*

A whisk? That's not a whisk! This is a whisk!

You won't want to end up with this giant whisk, because whoever wins this auction can force one player to post for the whole Day such that all their words are scrambled so that only the first and last letters are in their original positions. If you don't bid, you might want to get this over easy!

Auction 3.2 - No "E" for Effort

Since we're near the end, and you know that I always save the best for next, it's now time for the granddaddy of all sabotages. Sadly, the Bobs didn't want to help out, so I'll just have to go get the next sabotage myself!

*a few minutes later...*

A giant wooden letter E on a platform! And now we're going to watch it burn! *sets it ablaze* Ahh, the hickory-smoked smell of sabotage, and I can just imagine what you guys are thinking, and you guys are right! Win this auction and you can force one player to post only words not naturally containing the letter "E" for the entire game Day. That's right, it is as sadistic as it sounds, and if you don't want to languish in pain, bid, bid, bid!

Later in the day...

Auction 3.3 - Not Quite Triplicate Switch

Contestants, I know some of you are cursing making the mistake some contestants did earlier, and boy do I have an offer for you! Win this auction and you can switch the current sabotage situations for two players, including yourself! If you don't want or like pain and suffering, pay or suffer!

Auction 3.4 - Divorce is a Harsh Mistress

Guess what? The marriage-themed sabotages continue, although this one is the most depressing. Apparently our couple had a sad ending and ended up divorced and even had children, and thus became a statistic, which of course here in Cutthroat Mafia can only mean one thing - sabotage time! Win this auction and you can choose two players and they will be unable to vote for each other, and their current votes will be cleared! Who wants to give me $500 to not have to endure such a tragic fate?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:04 pm 
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That's evil. I love it!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:12 pm 
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Hi thread. My washing machine was leaking water on the floor, and I finally found what I think was the problem and replaced the part. Running it now, so hopefully no disasters are imminent.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:26 am 
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I've had water leaks aplenty recently. Here's hoping it's done with.

IN ENTIRELY UNRELATED NEWS the Limited Run collector's edition of Yooka-Laylee on Switch apparently sold out in, like, four minutes, and holy crap was I lucky enough to snag one but now I don't know whether or not I'll be able to open it when it gets here.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:12 am 
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Golgari_Spy wrote:
Arix wrote:
Izzet - Literally flashback

oh good, our chances for the mythical twinblaze card went up

so close yet so far away

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:41 pm 
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Here, Generic Mythic Phoenix #8072 will cheer you up!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:44 am 
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Arix wrote:
Here, Generic Mythic Phoenix #8072 will cheer you up!

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that did nothing


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:57 pm 
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this did the trick though


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:22 pm 
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Hi thread. I watched the Broncos game and had a heart attack and now I am dead. At least they won, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:33 pm 
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Twinblaze wrote:
Hi thread. I watched the Broncos game and had a heart attack and now I am dead. At least they won, though.

how did last season not kill you


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:47 pm 
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Golgari_Spy wrote:
Twinblaze wrote:
Hi thread. I watched the Broncos game and had a heart attack and now I am dead. At least they won, though.

how did last season not kill you

Last season didn't give me heart attacks, just depression.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:21 am 
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hey twinblaze have another heart attack

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:01 pm 
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what the nintendo switch needed: more final fantasy

the best part is them basically denying the existence of final fantasy viii

also there are plans for a ps1 classic which means sony has figured out how to profit from roms like nintendo


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:29 pm 
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finally, a chess opening for the common masses


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:17 am 
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this gives the bug lead to arena all on its own


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:06 am 
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Hi thread. Had a ton of fun at prereleases. Went Boros twice, with the second one being one of the most insane limited decks I've ever seen. (And it turns out Risk Factor is actually great, especially when you have two.) Then went Selesnya and got a deck with 4 Prey Upon and 2 Luminous Bonds. I had one game where after getting my opponent low enough, I cast 4 removal spells in one turn to kill all his creatures and attack for lethal. It was a great time.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:24 pm 
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I went 4-0 twice with a couple of awesomely fun Izzet decks. It just did everything I want to do - setting up an good early defence before casting lots of spells to draw lots of cards to cast more spells to get a bunch of triggers. It helps that both decks had a Niv-Mizzet.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:31 am 
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Twinblaze wrote:
Golgari_Spy wrote:
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Hi thread. I watched the Broncos game and had a heart attack and now I am dead. At least they won, though.

how did last season not kill you

Last season didn't give me heart attacks, just depression.

i am guessing the monday night game gave you another heart attack


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:05 am 
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Yes. And unfortunately there's no "at least" this time.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:29 am 
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Twinblaze wrote:
Yes. And unfortunately there's no "at least" this time.

good news

you can blame the refs


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