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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:53 pm 
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I may have reread this post multiple times today, and burst out in raucous laughter each time. Malice has a gift for humorous writing.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:38 pm 
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You doods flatter me.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:33 pm 
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Mal wrote:
Golgari_Spy wrote:
spambots apparently don't feel lucky

That actually makes a lot of sense. The spambots here are like serfs in middle age Europe. They live short, confortless lives in service of their master, barely able to eke out their own meager sustenance. Then an angry dragon comes along and mercilessly incinerates them and everything they hold dear.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:14 pm 
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lhopitalified wrote:
Golgari_Spy wrote:
ZerO_GatewaY wrote:
Man I was hoping you guys would be the ones to not be going on about the election. I can't fucking escape it. I have liberals yelling at me for not voting for Hillary to stop this madness, and crazy trump people yelling at me for not voting for him. I need some solace from it guys.... Lets talk about something nice for awhile...... like puppies maybe?

i hope trump is pro-puppy

At the very least he is not known to grab puppies without consent.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:16 am 
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Arsonist wrote:
Mal wrote:
Arsonist wrote:
Product: MTG's Wrath of God Wipes

Have you ever taken a shit that requires divine intervention? Do lesser butt wipes seem to leave an ethereal haze in your under-robe? Wizards of the Coast has you covered and clean. These massive 8 ply wipes are guaranteed to incinerate every ass-goblin bomb, obliterate every phyrexian obliterator, and wipe clean any stench of decay. The secret lies in the 40 grit sandpaper that coats both sides of every extra absorbent sheet - Mystic Penitent tested, underwear approved, and guaranteed to Raze everything it touches so that nothing ever grows there again! So go confident, planeswalkers, and remember, if Wrath of God Wipes don't kill it, you're eating darksteel and you should probably quit doing that!

(On one hand, I'm sorry for this. On the other hand, my other idea was Insatiable Gorger tampons so uh... you're welcome.)

How much do Wrath of God Wipes cost, Arsonist? Does a divine cleansing command a divine price?


Two silver dollars and then two more money units from any nation.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:45 am 
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Twinblaze wrote:
I would not like it in Inglés, I would not like it anyplace, I would not like it in a box, I would not like it with a fox, I would not like it here or there, I would not like it anywhere, I do not like this Schemer guy, I do not like him Golgari_Spy.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:09 am 
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Commander Xillian wrote:
Fuck. This. YEAR!

Golgari_Spy wrote:
don't do that, that would spawn descendants of the year 2016 and you really don't want that

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:36 pm 
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ZerO_GatewaY wrote:
I know I don't get political on here, but I saw this, and knew I had to share. Have fun

Putin: Gee Trump, whaddaya wanna do today?
Trump: Same thing we do everyday Putin. try to take over the world.
Chorus: THEY'RE PUTIN AND THE TRUMP
YES PUTIN AND THE TRUMP
ONE IS A GENIUS, THE OTHER'S INSANE
THEY'RE DICTATORSHIP MICE
THEY'RE DICKS HAVE BEEN SPLICED
THEY'RE LOOTIN'
THEY'RE PUTIN AND THE
TRUMP X9



BEFORE EACH DAY IS DONE, THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED
BY THE RISING OF THE SUN, THEY''LL F**K OVER THE WORLD
THEY'RE PUTIN AND THE TRUMP
YES PUTIN AND THE TRUMP
THEIR GLOBAL CAMPAIGN
IS FRIGHTENING TO EXPLAIN
TO PROVE THEIR EVIL WORTH
THEY'LL BLOW UP ALL THE EARTH
THEY'RE LOOTIN'
THEY'RE PUTIN AND THE
TRUMP X8

Trump: wrong


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:47 pm 
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Arsonist wrote:
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Arix wrote:
"World police go to the Middle East to tear down the native religion"

in before someone makes a magic parody based around this


Isn't that what gatewatch was about?


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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 8:27 am 
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Epoa wrote:
fessus viator wrote:
fuck all the haters.... Cat dragon!


Golgari_Spy wrote:
design is obviously living out all their rule 34 fantasies


They already did, Fessus.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:10 pm 
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Golgari_Spy wrote:
also i have apparently found bluebaron's new avatar

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:00 am 
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IronHead wrote:
I will never stop being impressed at people's ability to remember obscure trash cards from years ago whenever they need to prove a point.

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